Let's face it. Dad is sick of getting ties for Fathers day. He has an entire section of his closet devoted to them, and he can only wear one at a time. Heck, he doesn't even wear them that often. Only on Sundays, or when he has to give a presentation at work. He actually hates the way they strangle him, cutting off his circluation and the oxygen flow to his brain. That's why he has that pained, sorrowful look in his eyes, pathetically masked by a half-hearted smile, when year after year he has been presented with another damned choking collarbuster by the children he has tried so hard to raise.
Shame on you. This is your father we're talking about. Moms always get chocolate and flowers, while Dads are always doomed to wear brightly colored strips of fabric around their necks. This ends now.
This year, do something different for Dad. Like taking him on one of our famous inlet fishing tours- we provide the license, bait, and local knowledge, and all Dad has to do is loosen his tie and enjoy a morning on the water. Or how about a romp on pristine Masonboro island? Wrapped up in the isolated beauty of this rare gem, Dad is sure to forget about all those years you copped out and got him a pair of socks for Christmas. Or our fabulous sunset cruise, where Dad can crack open a cold one and let all those years of changing diapers melt away.
And as if you needed another reason, we're offering a special price for select tours on Fathers Day Weekend (Friday, June 19th- Sunday, June 21st): Buy two tickets (we recommend one for you and one for Mom) and Dad rides for free. Doesn't get better than that.
So this year, don't just buy a tie. Take Dad on a boat ride he'll never forget. Call Capt. Joe at (910) 200-4002 and make your reservation today.